The Turnbull government is so useless that they couldn’t run a bath or organise a pissup in a pub. They couldn’t find a pathway to employ young people who have been compelled to work in the PATH program without pay for 3 months.
They think that ABC Day should consist of children running around dressed up like Michelle Guthrie firing middle management and cancelling news programs.
Arbitrary Detention Day will be held inside the Don Dale Prison where only young Aboriginal children can play. Next year Arbitrary Detention Day – will celebrate Peter Dutton’s achievements. All the children will dress up as asylum seekers (in Armani and Gucci) and be locked behind razor wire. There will also be a fun parade which the children will not be allowed to attend.
(Adapted from the first dog on the moon cartoon.)
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