On the way to get glasses

My Optometrist told me he is concerned about the very large percentage of our politicians who suffer from short sightedness. He says that living in Sydney makes it difficult to keep abreast of things. He said that there is so much innuendo and sexual intrigue occurring in Parliament House at the moment that residents of Canberra have begun referring to the big house on the hill as “Hollywood for the Unattractive”. Don’t say I don’t try to bring you the bare facts.

Your obsequious servant