Lost one 

Tony Rabbit had a son
ei, ei, oh
he had a son that wasn’t one
ei, ei, oh
someone else had shot the gun
firing blanks was all he’d done
ei, ei, oh
and in the end it wasn’t fun
ei, ei, oh.

Written in 2005 after Tony Abbott thought he had discovered he had a son with an old girl friend – in the end  it was established he was not the father. Not Published.