Drug Prohibition

Dear Diary

This morning I called into the newsagent and picked up a carton of fags. Wrote a note to myself to remember to go to the pub on the way home tonight to get a case of wine. I’m enjoying this coffee as I write a policy paper for the Prime Minister opposing the heroin trial and the introduction of supervised drug injecting rooms. Prohibition is the only way – addicts must learn to say “no”!