Headlines I’d like to see before the 2007 election

 

“Howard found with Boy Scout in Car Park.” By Michelle Grattan, The Age.

“It’s not part of a Satanic Cult claims Downer.” ABC News on line.

“I warned against allowing Boy Scouts into this Country.” Features article Phillip Ruddock, Sydney Morning Herald.

“Howard says the Scout was as good as Gold.” Sports Editor, The Australian.

“I blame Boy Scout.” Features article Archbishop Hollingworth, Courier Mail.

“Howard says ‘No one told me he was a Boy Scout’.” Paul Kelly (Editor-[still]-at-Large Murdoch Rag).