High-jacked planes

Written in 2007

 

Dear Comrades,

I have just had a message from the WTO (World Terrorist Organisation) informing me of a new protocol applying to passengers on high-jacked planes.

Once the leader of the high-jack squad announces that the plane has in fact been high-jacked (this will normally occur during the duration of the flight) all passengers will be expected to stand on their seats and sing in unison:

“This plane is bound for glory, this plane.
This plane is bound for glory, this plane.
This plane don’t carry no gamblers, this plane.
No hypocrites, no baggage handlers.
This plane is bound for glory, this plane. “