Stan the Man 

Dear Comrades

I have some very good news, the factory where I work has decided to appoint Mr. Stan Howard as CEO.
The board of this company is very pleased to have obtained the services of such newsworthy person. Apparently the PM himself was one of his referees. It’s almost as good as a government guarantee.
Apparently no matter what sort of decisions the board makes we’ll be bailed out.
The union is also pleased because he’s is promising that workers will get their full entitlement which in our case should mean were are in for a 100% wage increase.
see you

Written following Stan Howard (brother of the PM John Howard) having his company bailed out by the Federal government. Circa 2002.